Strange Brew by John Deering for June 18, 2020

I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don’t look too clear

So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o’ brew

Buffett

Yeah, I kind of miss the looks of quiet desperation…

There is an attachment on U.S. Military gas masks that allows you to hook it up to a connector in the canteen cap.

We have to invent a similar "straw’ so people can drink their Mai Tais (or whatever) without taking off their masks.

If you’re in a bar, drinking, and not in the office, it’s happy hour.

You don’t wear masks in a bar or restaurant where I live masks are optional at 99% of places enough covid jokes

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a drawing on your mask?

Is it 5:00PM somewhere?

It’s any kind of hour you make it.

so why don’y we get drunk & _______

Who cares. The bar is finally open again. More beer.

Pretty soon we’ll all be trained. The liberal A/H will want everyone to wear pink underwear to match the faggots in Seattle.

I’m glad they’re all wearing masks, but it does make me think of some funny drawings and videos about how to drink while wearing a mask: https://cdn.thingiverse.com/assets/d6/4d/2e/e8/6f/featured_preview_2020-3Dmask-31.jpg

Aren’t you just happy to be there?

I’ve noticed that I can see a smile in your eyes when your mouth is covered. And I fancy I can better tell when it’s sincere. Maybe.