Strange Brew by John Deering for June 27, 2020

Wise cracks discouraged.

Butt Cleavage 101

Last plumber that fixed our toilet was scared by a spider living under the crockery. He was big and burly. (The plumber, not the spider. Of course to another spider he {the spider} may have been……ah, good night Ollie)

Groblonski has cracked it.

Was that a wise crack?

Groblonski is the butt of all jokes!

He should beware of the drywall apprentice.

The cracks are showing in vocational education.

This calls from an application of crack spackle.

That’s what Tom Brady said when Gronkowski was a rookie.

Crack on.

Hey! That’s sexual harassment.

He’s missing the pencil…..LOL

Now just remember to shake your head a couple of times and say " Oh boy"

And that assessment wasn’t even below-the-belt!

At least his thong isn’t showing, thank you.

Do they buy all their clothes from “The Gap?”

He cracks under pressure every time. He’ll make a fine plumber.

The CRACK or not the CRACK, that is the question!