Strange Brew by John Deering for March 29, 2021

I have a tee-shirt that is printed with an image of a piece of bacon in a pocket. It is labeled “Emergency Bacon”. When I first wore it, a friend came up and bit me on the bacon. Pretty hard! (She apologized for biting so hard. said she misjudged our relative motions. But not for biting at all.)

I wonder how he’ll bring home the bacon when there’s none to sell?

“Give ’em the soggy stuff, quick!”

I drove over an hour to check out a small town “pickle” festival… there were no pickles.

I want one of those hats.

Abba Dee, abba Dee that’s all folks …..runnnnnn

Chewy bacon will do.

What a great idea! If you’re tired of punking an annoying coworker by placing “Free Beer Bash” signs, with his address, in the Harley Davidson showrooms…

Are they wide-eyed because they heard his whisper, or are they just that excited about the bacon on hand?

You had one job, man! One lousy job! So, bye! sprints for the door

Nom, nom, nom, nom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Run down to the store and buy a few bags of Beggin’ Strips – by this point they won’t know the difference!