Strange Brew by John Deering for January 05, 2022

A teenage boy’s best opening gambit! “I’ll save you from the volcano god!!”

Some of those are very RECENT non-virgins…

The selection committee may have to lower their standards.

Can you prove it?

Now we’ve found a solution, it lowers our loss

If you insist on nothing but virgins to toss

No more will our number ever grow small

We simply made sure theres no virgins at all

H.R. !!!

Tūtū Pele also accepts whiskey in lieu of virgins.

Brutal practice of the Mayans…Boo Hiss

Maybe the volcano would be happy with a nice gift basket?

In Andy Warhol’s ‘Dracula’, the hero handyman graphically rapes the youngest daughter to save her.

And they’re not to be found today either.

Must be in Hollywood

It’s been so long I’m a born-again virgin

The only place you’re likely to find a virgin is in the maternity ward.

Lots of people today likely lie about not being virgins, and they don’t have half the incentive.

just ask who hasn’t done anal yet and sacrifice that person so as not to offend volcano deity with the sacrifice of a total pervert :p

There are some funny parodies of the vampire stories, in which a civic-minded stud makes it his business to deflower as many virgins as possible to protect them from vampires. I’m not clear on the question of whether sodomizing dudes has the same effect. It might, it might not, maybe it hinges on whether anyone cares whether a dude is a virgin.

“Well, ya see, last night were the fertility rites and…”

Well, you’re f@%&ed now…

Just have to look at a younger age group. Just don’t bother with Boy Scouts or Alter boys if you are looking for male virgins, that was stolen from them, usually in the first week, as part of the initiation into the order.

Oh Great King Txdlcztl, the Parade of Virgins must be cancelled. One is sick, and the other refuses to march alone!