Strange Brew by John Deering for June 13, 2022

That’s a scriouxy idea. I LIKE it.

Researchers who study bovine behaviour have recently discovered that cows, like humans, have different regional accents. Cows in a small herd may all sound very similar, while the same species on the other side of the country or in another country may have their own distinct accent.

Iowegian dialects

♫ Mioux City Moo, Mioux City Moo

your hair is red your eyes are blue

I’d swap my horse and dog for you

Mioux City Moo, Mioux City Moo

there ain’t no gal as true as my sweet Mioux City Moo ♫

do the lawyers there file lawsiouxts?

This was ciouxte and a real hiouxt, too.

Anyone ever been to Sioux City?

Anyone trying to learn English as a second language definitely has my sympathy.

I knew a girl named Sioux, how do you do.

Must be French…..

French Vanilla cream

I like it; yioux will tioux. Now let’s go to the zioux. Nioux, so eat some more lox already.

The Cow goes “Shazoooo!”

It most certainly does not!