We have a tradition in our family that the grandchildren make cookies for me. It has been going on since the eldest could sit on the table with a mixing bowl between her legs to help her mom stir the batter. She’s applying to colleges now.
I will not check my weight nor blood sugar until after New Years.
allen@home over 1 year ago
I’m sorry Santa. I find that very hard to believe.
Jml58 over 1 year ago
But I drink all the sherries.
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
Oh, sure. Say the Cookie Monster always stows away in the sleigh and follows you down every chimney.
TStyle78 over 1 year ago
Yeah. Not all of them are good.
dflak over 1 year ago
We have a tradition in our family that the grandchildren make cookies for me. It has been going on since the eldest could sit on the table with a mixing bowl between her legs to help her mom stir the batter. She’s applying to colleges now.
I will not check my weight nor blood sugar until after New Years.
P51Strega over 1 year ago
Um, doc? How many of your other patients has you advice kept alive for 1700 years? Perhaps you should be asking him for advice.
SmashedHat over 1 year ago
True—some of the cookies have raisins.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
But most houses….
CrzyDyeman over 1 year ago
No, but he does have the tacos and tequila at the “good” kids houses.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
I would……
mfrasca over 1 year ago
A1C of 11?
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Considering how fast he has to move to make all the deliveries in one night, maybe he burns off all the calories.
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
Are you now being Santa, Roger Kaputnik?