Strange Brew by John Deering for May 31, 2023

I’ve heard them say 50’s is the new 40’s, and 60’s is the new 50’s. But the 70’s are all downhill.

I hope her nickname isn’t “Ug”!

She kind of looks like Alice from Cul De Sac.

And 40 is the new dead, up from 39.

60 is the new 18, so I’m looking out for hot college freshmen.

80 isn’t so hot. Just ask me.