Strange Brew by John Deering for August 17, 2023

Rescue 666 – they don’t put fires out, they set them.

MAUI

Please hold.

lmao

Oh, Fema’s emergency number for crises inside the US?

Yeah! When does it get cooler down here? I thought Florida was bad.

Yes, this is Washington DC, can you send over engine 451

If you’re there it is too late for rescue. There are no second chances in hell.

Yes, the flames seem to be getting lower. I’m worried they might go out if we don’t act now.

Are you responsible for all the wildfires?

Why would he be calling? He’s one of the devils. Conditions are perfect for him.

Don’t you mean “harm”?

Please hold for the next available operator. You are caller number 9001 in line. While you wait, please enjoy Accordion Classics, interrupted right at the good parts by reminders that your call is important to us.