Strange Brew by John Deering for September 23, 2023

Hmmmppphh! And you expect Fluffy to still pay your bill?

Step 1, accept that you’re a cat, not a human.

“You obviously need some help, Mittens. Your staff at home is called ‘The Crazy Cat Lady’, after all”!

Pee on the upholstery.

When you’re in bed asleep cats will go everywhere in the house, even on your kitchen table.

He’s trying to whisker away.

And please refrain from shredding all the tissues.

Times have you changed, you could use an elevated cat perch.

He obviously doesn’t know it’s impossible to control a cat.