Strange Brew by John Deering for March 05, 2024

So, they were caught by a press gang?

Go like Jack the Bear!

This is Strange Brewing.

If he presses on like this, I see an in-crease in the chances of mutiny!

Irony on the Bounty

The crew members are going to be discussing some pressing issues…

Hook is definitely on the poop deck.

Roger is not Jolly … and neither is Cedric.

“Don’t listen to ’im, Earl. Just keep up your own pace, he needs us more than we need him.”

This put an unanticipated wrinkle in their plans. They’re getting quite steamed up about it, too.

They will have him walking the ironing plank!

Gives a whole new meaning to the “plank”! Lol

There are two household tasks men generally do better than women because of their physical strength.

Vacuuming is one of them. I can set the bar down to subterranean levels and still push the machine along. I am also not hesitant to lift up the end of the couch or move furniture.

Ironing is another. It takes a heavy hand. I learned how to do it when I was in the Air Force. I could not find someone to iron my uniform shirts up to MY standards. I am so good at this task that my daughter-in-law trusted me with a crease in her wedding dress!

Sniff-sniff, Febreeze Fabric spray is in the arrr.

I like being on land, but I wouldn’t say that I actually lub it.

Hope he remembers to iron Silver’s longjohns.

When he slapped them in irons, that’s not what they expected.

Wooden ships and iron men.

Comedy night: there’s irony aboard.