Strange Brew by John Deering for July 02, 2024

He’s one who cannot “tread” lightly.

You haven’t been to the gym much Have you? I regularly see King Kong, Big foot and the Yeti there, spotting each other on the free weights.

Ever notice how suspenseful shows like Finding Bigfoot are? But I don’t fall for it – I figure if they really found him, I would have seen it on the 6 o’clock news!

Your photograph through the glass looks kinda blurry.

And he won’t wipe down the equipment, he just grunts and moves on

Are you sure it isn’t Hairy Potter?

Call Wallace.

We had a gym with windows like that across the road from the beach in Florida.

Every day while I was heading to the beach to walk my dog, I regularly saw people puffing away on the treadmills, staring outside at the traffic, when if they would only walk accross the road, they would have six miles of free beach to walk on.

No membership necessary ;-))

He came all the way from Sasquatchewan.

Quick! Take a blurry picture with part of your finger over the lense.

Celebs everywhere

Most people are too polite to walk up and ask for an autograph.