Studio Jantze by Michael Jantze for May 01, 2023

She’s pretty copacetic about it . .

“Why couldn’t it have been the other type of mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?” -Fry, Futurama

A local restaurant has a photorealistic mermaid logo. It is unique in that the mermaid is “woman” all the way down to her knees. It looks better than it sounds.

Got a whale of a tale to tell ya lads,

a whale of a tale or two,

‘bout the floppin’ fish an’ the girls I’ve loved

on a night like this with the moon above

A whale of a tale an’ it’s all true

I swear by my tatooooo!

There was mermaid Mitsy

Met her down in Madagascar,

She would kiss me

anytime that I would ask her.

Then one evening

the flame of love blew out.

Blow me down, pick me up

She swapped me for a trout! (Don’t remember the composer, sung by Kirk Douglas in Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. )

I wanna know where Mr. Lux goes fishing.

One might say Mr. Lux is getting an eyefull

Can I get one of those please?

Q: Why does a mermaid wear seashells?

A: Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.