Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 29, 2020

Ah, cruel fate.

I feel for Rex. My New Year’s resolution was to go out more… be closer… maybe show my face to strangers… even lick a few hundred doorknobs. (Ok, in retrospect, that last one wasn’t fully thought out.)

Rex, the Unlovable Misfit Dinosaur

This is a rerun from New Years day. You know, the good old days. If we’d known how bad it’d get by now.. Can we reset to that day?

The dinosaurs really went extinct because counting backwards from 66 million was too stressful for their tiny brains.

Oh, give it time. You’ll be in a comic.

He’s completely over his Rex and looking forward to someone new.

That’s me in 2020 A.D…

luckily for Rex his goal was to become extinct

That’s what killed the dinosaurs? A flaming, flying meatball?

And just when his arms finally got longer…

Stick To My Goal #1: Stick Around

Back in late January I had a dream that the world ends on August 5 of this year. If a cause was specified I don’t remember, but the date was very clear.

I’m not saying I believe it and I’m not taking any precautions, but I put it this way: If the world ends on July 27, I’ll be very surprised. If the world ends on September 12, I’ll be very surprised. But if the world ends on August 5, I’ll be slightly less surprised.

What surprises me most is that Rex knew to use “B.C.”.

“Like, last year it was 60,000,003. This year it’s 60,000,002. What are we counting down to?”

— From the 1990s TV series, Dinosaurs

I love the randomness of this strip!