Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for April 08, 2022

Gazpacho will just have to wait!

I guess if he was Robert Neville from Matheson’s I Am Legend, he’d be working two jobs.

It’s always gotta be about the slaying with you, isn’t it, VH?

Once saw Zombie Slayer open for Vampire Hunter at Madison Square Garden.

Next : He also becomes the deadite destroyer.

And once he has slayed all vampires, zombies, and deadites, he’s going to retire to his former profession of teaching how to draw Doug.

Sometimes you just have to play the cards dealt to you.

Sometimes you can really rise to the occasion.

[BLAM] “Ha! Another zombie bites the dust!”

“Umm… that wasn’t a zombie.”

“Ha! Another VAMPIRE bites the dust!”

“It wasn’t a vampire, either.”

“Hmm… OK! Move along! Nothing to see here!”

So it’s a lifestyle choice?

If I recall correctly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer spent a lot of time fighting demons. So there’s precedent.