Sylvia by Nicole Hollander for September 24, 2015

Or, we could just get rid of Ann Coulter. And her ilk.

We need to get over this failed democracy notion. People are just too stupid. Absolute monarchy. An idea who’s time has come again.

I’ll be in the kitchen, making you a sandwich. Just don’t ask what’s in it.

By now everybody should have heard about that new Driver’s Training school, Curves for Women.

You got it, gopher! One banana and onion coming up!

Who fries the bacon gets the bacon.