Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 04, 2020

I’ll be glad for the day where you won’t hear “the new normal” and other Coronavirus-inspired phrases…

But it will be easier to hire someone to do the work for them.

No two-a-days = no heatstroke deaths

Perhaps an emphasis on academics instead of athletics might lead to an actual benefit from all those student loans.

A suggestion: If the campus isn’t open for students, then the athletic facilities aren’t open for athletes, and, especially, there is no football or basketball season for alumni. AKA, if you can’t teach, you can’t entertain.

Science and engineering will always require labs.

Imminent paradigm would be trouble in spelling for college athletics.

Actually it’s easy to imagine them, and that’s all you have to do!

I’ve been doing that virtual stuff for the past couple of months.

Intercollegiate athletics should be abolished. Put the time, money, facilities and talent into intramural programs and need-based scholarships that actually benefit the student body. Let pro sports pay for their own farm clubs.

Precovid remote colleges and universities were vilified. Now we’re being told they are the future. Go figure.

The punishment for use of excessive catchy buzzwords is to be Pinged in your Paradigm.

But the coaches in public universities will still be the highest paid state employees.