Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 25, 2021

Yeah, good luck with THAT one. Maybe a woman who’s never met him or heard of him.

Sadly, Bill didn’t know what would be happening now to Deshaun Watson. Looks like the Texans best haul in a trade would have been about two weeks ago.

Watson’s off-field problems are mounting.

“…so he doesn’t need the income”

Anyone who makes the kind of money that a mid-level or higher pro NBA, NFL, or MLB player makes and “needs” more, will never have enough.

Watson has more pressing issues right now than where he plays next season.

I wonder what else Brady has done in the past.

Unfortunately, with all the detailed accusations that have come out over the last few days, Deshaun Watson may have as many NFL career options as Johnny Manziel does.

What did he do wrong ?

Watson would have made a great fit with the Jets, who really need to get rid of that big crybaby Sam Darnold NOW! I hope they get rid of him come draft time.

For Washington all they needed was on the Fritz.

Henry Kissinger said “Power is an aphrodisiac” and some men apparently just cannot handle it.

You left off part of the “Brady Route”: Tom Brady’s company took almost $1M in PPP loans, while 52% of small businesses that applied didn’t get any.

Tom Brady is worth $200,000,000.

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2020/12/6/22156289/tom-brady-business-ppp-loan-tb12-million

Now players have a choice the Brady route or the Watson route.

The late, lamented Pro Football Mock had a segment where Gisele Bündchen discovers that Tom Brady is cheating on her with, well, every other quarterback’s wife and/or girlfriend. Spawning the classic line, “If I didn’t make, like, ten times as much money as you do, I’d divorce your philandering ass!”

Hey, the caller sounds like a Chicago Bears fan, reading about what they offered for Russell Wilson — three first-round picks, a third-round pick and two players.

Brady route? Looks like the Bill Cosby route….