Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for June 24, 2021

That’s going to start to add up. Each successive t-shirt is going to be absorbed by his body until it becomes unmanageable. It will probably have to be cut off him like a cast.

Who is this shadowy figure?

Put this on late last night, here goes again

Spider Tack Spider Tack

Makes the ball spin like its whack

Action up, action down

Balls popped up or on the ground

Catchers mitt, any size, balls stick just like flies

Look out pitcher got Spider Tack

In the chill of night, heavy hitter at the bat

Don’t need speed of light, you just need Spider Tack

Spider Tack Spider Tack

Friendly stuff, when you’re being hacked

Wealth and fame are in store

Getting outs has its reward to them

Life is a sticky change-up

When you need a batter rung up

You need some Spider Tack

Apoligies to Webster Paul Francis / Harris J Robert

Sounds like an MCU villain.

Sticky mess!

He needs an antidote.

So are there rules in MLB about what happens when a pitched ball adheres to the bat? Is it in play? What if they land outside the foul lines? Does the catcher have to throw the runner out with the bat still attached?

Well, there goes his anonymity. Just look for the guy with a chair stuck to his ….butt.

Bob (Behind the Curve) Manfred has waited until almost mid season to change things up and turn baseball into a Keystone Kop, burlesque show. I mean now the pitchers will have to wear clean underwear.

Sweaty butt…ew

It also interfered with the ability to slide. :)

Ingesting PEDs is illegal also…and it’s still cheating just like using foreign substances on the ball. Unsure why following the rules is such a bad thing.