Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for March 11, 2022

By the time the Final Four rolls around, a chicken could do just as well as most of us.

March Madness always brings out the quacks.

Oregon Ducks.

I could go for some fried chicken.

That system is for the birds. What a pigeon.

I knew St.John’s would blow it.I’ve got a migrAINE.

And just like chimpanzees who paint pictures,letting birds do your picks at least won’t hurt anybody.

don’t forget the Turducken!

What duck?

College basketball isn’t really the same without Dick Vitale doing his shtick. Glad he’s been declared “cancer-free” and hoping he’ll be back next year…but what’ll he do without Mike Krzyzewski to deify?

And I have to admit that after having finally caught him doing commentary (it took a move to Asia to finally get the PAC 12 Network for free), I LIKE Bill Walton. While other commentators like Don McLean and Casey Jacobson are Vanilla, Walton is like a carton of Moose Tracks.

Duke Sucks.