Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for August 19, 2023

Just use Nerf balls

Here in the Bay Area a former Fry’s Electronics is going that route, after being a Halloween Superstore last year.

Can’t you play cards or a board game instead? They’re much quieter.

Pickleball strikes me as a game for people like me – considerably past my prime.

The players are all so old that they either already can’t hear from hearing loss or tinnitus.

Shove the pickleball up their cornhole. Get rid of two useless leagues altogether.

We play indoors in the winter and he isn’t woofin’ about amplifying the sound.

A guy in our geezer village was interested in trying pickleball, but every time he drove by the courts an ambulance was there.

Such earplugs are on the market. But selling at a pickle ball court location sounds like a good idea.