Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for May 27, 2024

Between the Prime time schedule and soothsayer hinted twists, sounds like the Jets are being coached by M Night Shyamalan.

Planning for the Jets to have an epic season is a step above clapping your hands to keep Tinkerbell alive, but two steps below wishing on a star.

But at least they no longer have that big crybaby Zach Wilson as their starting QB. He’ll be the Broncos’ headache now while Aaron Rodgers leads Gang Green into the playoffs.

Madame Zara should have her own sketches on the Tank and Cleats show.

Clairvoyants’ convention postponed due to unforeseen circumstances

The Pets have eight home games. They might win 3. They won’t win 5. They have nine away games. They might win 3. They won’t win 6. I see them as 7-10, maybe 8-9. Not in the playoffs. They will lose at least four of their six divisional games (they’ll beat the Patsies; everyone else in the division will win both games.) and will not get the wild card.

They’re the Pets. They haven’t been any good since Willie Joe was there.

Espn so blatantly promotes the NY teams it’s pathetic

Jets have a game against the 49ers. 49ers picked up the guy from Buffalo who many believe caused Aaron’s injury last year,

So Rogers gets injured again and we get tons of Jets in prime time with a backup QB, Not that they’ll be a powerhouse with him anyway.

Ask the Chiefs.

Let’s just cancel the schedule and hand over the Lombardi Trophy to the Jets.

You sure about that?