Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 06, 2011

Serena, tell him you will give all that up if he allows you to share his jungle with you, and you will reach paradise, if you do not accept, expect lot of GFs in jail

Sorry. Me Tarzan. You not Jane. And I know that Hell hath no fury…

She’s an animal poacher and a mate poacher as well.

" I have dealt with men whose only purpose was to cheat, steal, lie ".

She must have interned as a Congressional Page.

" With you reaping the profits ".

I KNEW she worked for Congress !

I keep thinking “poison lipstick” or something.

I’m going to have to go back a few days and review what it was that Tarzan said. It would make a great pickup line. Then I have to go find some muscles…

Katman and Person of interest—Good Morning—better watch it Ape Man—she’ll start singing “I’ve Got You Under My Skin”

Come to think of it—she’s really only after Tarzan’s Leopard loin cloth—keep on poaching!

@ Richard Miller—great comment. Now all hell will break loose as the “rejected” Serena will take out her “frustrations”. Anyway, I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t “get it on” with those burly Arab eunuchs watching the show. Serena must have been one heck of a student, probably spent a lot of time in the guidance counselor’s office!

Sorry I was distracted, Honey. I was thinking about dead furry animals. Welcome to Chasityville, population YOU!

She says she admires his character, but I think she just wants to get into his loincloth.

I don’t think that Serena is hairy enough for Tarzan, then again…………….

When Serena gets “busted” do you suppose the police will order her to “Spread ’em!”? Lord only knows what might fall out!

Jeez. Tarzan has usually relatively few comments and with this new plot people are going wild!