Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 19, 2014

see!!! he does not like the name italo

Lil Ito’s face is glowering, you twit, not glowing!! He’s a man’s boy, not momma’s little pawn!!,

Wait til he finds out about the money. It’ll be Ferraris and Italian starlets on Lake Como and the Amalfi Coast. Gotta show the carrot Mom.

You didn’t think happy ever after was going to come easy; did you?Mistake 1: The kid goes by Ito for 12 years and you come in and throw the whole “Italo” thing on him.

Actually, I think mistake #1 was springing everything on him like that. It’s too much for him to absorb at once. Tarzan should have pulled Mr. Crisp aside and told him but then pretended she was just a visitor and let Ito get used to her. And her to him.

Oh yeah, and you’re also a mafioso Don expected to take your father’s place at the table back in Sicily. Start packing and let’s get on to the next “exciting” Tarzan jungle adventure “The Return of Jane”! :)> AttsaBoyAGowa!!

Ito is a snot-nosed little spoiled brat, a good smack-down is in order and to learn to respect your elders. That’s what;s wrong with kids today. :)> UseTheRod&Don’tSpoilTheKidsAGowa!!

Justin Bieber clone. :(> ArrogantKidAGowa!!

Yup. Time to apply the board of education to the seat of the problem.