Why, whenever I’ve been in the hospital, have they never put a beautiful woman patient in the room with me, not even once? You’re lucky, Tarzan (if you get your eyesight back, anyway).
My last stay at the hospital I was in a room alone. (The only one they had.) To wait for surgery to remove an infected middle toe on my left foot. Which is good since I just wore the smaller cover and no body cared seeing the back end of me.
Bright lad, that T’Zan! Maybe that snow-blindness mask is too tight for his brain. Now suddenly he has to call home, to his wife! Your hospital roommate is so disappointed!
BigDaveGlass over 6 years ago
Tom Oaks looks like Richard Branson in that 6th panel…
JamesMcEnanly over 6 years ago
If This strip were taking place today, Tarzan would be stuck in that base until October. Planes can’t fly in Antarctica during their Winter.
SKJAM! Premium Member over 6 years ago
A rare chance to tell Jane where he is!
J Short over 6 years ago
You can’t, the cell service out here sucks; and don’t get me started about dial-up.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
I assume Tarzan’s blindness is temporary.
Polsixe over 6 years ago
There’s still that shed to clean back in Nairobi. Of course he’ll touch the magic plaque and suddenly be transported back to Pellucidar.
Ushindi over 6 years ago
Why, whenever I’ve been in the hospital, have they never put a beautiful woman patient in the room with me, not even once? You’re lucky, Tarzan (if you get your eyesight back, anyway).
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
My last stay at the hospital I was in a room alone. (The only one they had.) To wait for surgery to remove an infected middle toe on my left foot. Which is good since I just wore the smaller cover and no body cared seeing the back end of me.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Bright lad, that T’Zan! Maybe that snow-blindness mask is too tight for his brain. Now suddenly he has to call home, to his wife! Your hospital roommate is so disappointed!