Blister, not having checked the forecast, fails realize that strong winds will blow over his contraptions, and the rain will soften the earth so the stakes don’t hold Tarzan down.
Oh, come on. Tarzan just let an overweight, arrogant slob, gun or not, tie him to ground without a struggle. I doubt if the big guy could tie knots and hold the gun at the same time – effectively. Giving the bad guy leeway to find out where he was headed is one thing, passively allowing oneself to be put out of action is another.
But rest assured Tarzan will prevail, but this just feels wrong.
Clearly he’s never read The Evil Overlord list of what not to do. Basic lesson is do not get cute or fancy or give a speech. The list is old but still hilarious http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
With those massive pectorals (maybe the biggest of the thews), Tarzan should be able to do bench flyes with 100 pound dumbells. Pulling up those skinny stakes should be easier than a warmup.
BigDaveGlass about 5 years ago
Yah think? pretty elaborate setup for someone with a gun….
Polsixe about 5 years ago
Tarzan starting to look a little concerned.
J Short about 5 years ago
Blister, not having checked the forecast, fails realize that strong winds will blow over his contraptions, and the rain will soften the earth so the stakes don’t hold Tarzan down.
jergideon about 5 years ago
Oh, come on. Tarzan just let an overweight, arrogant slob, gun or not, tie him to ground without a struggle. I doubt if the big guy could tie knots and hold the gun at the same time – effectively. Giving the bad guy leeway to find out where he was headed is one thing, passively allowing oneself to be put out of action is another.
But rest assured Tarzan will prevail, but this just feels wrong.
SunflowerGirl100 about 5 years ago
Clearly he’s never read The Evil Overlord list of what not to do. Basic lesson is do not get cute or fancy or give a speech. The list is old but still hilarious http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
profkatz about 5 years ago
Brister’s new dental procedure to help whiten your teeth? What a guy!
Old Comic Strip Lover about 5 years ago
I wonder if the hyenas will be laughing at Brister’s plan?
anomaly about 5 years ago
I always thought humans were the most interesting scavengers.
Ray*C about 5 years ago
With those massive pectorals (maybe the biggest of the thews), Tarzan should be able to do bench flyes with 100 pound dumbells. Pulling up those skinny stakes should be easier than a warmup.