Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 13, 2020

Ah, lucky Betty is going to get a mouth-to-mouth resuscitation from hunky jungle lord when surfaced!

Good thing all that light was coming in through the underwater passageway or they wouldn’t have been able to see a thing!

Hmm. Looks to me like Betty’s got a pretty healthy set of lungs… ;-)

Wow! Near drowning and her lipstick and mascara are still perfect and even her hair is artfully disarranged.

Boogie boarding at Virginia Beach during a hurricane I went over the top of a large wave (“going over the falls”) and was held under so long, my brain hemispheres got in an argument.

Left side: You need to breath.

Right side: If you breath you’re gonna die.

Lt. side: You better breath.

Rt. side: You do it and you’re dead.

I was probably only under for 30-40 seconds, but when you are getting tumbled around, it feels like eternity.

Time to let that troublesome brainless twit Betty Cole loose Tarzan, she’s brought about lots of pain and death!

Betty is starting to resemble Leera more than her earlier self

Looks like that’s it for the lovely and tantalizing Miss Betty.

Being short on oxygen, you would think he would be looking up? Although the view is nice, he is straining her spine. He should be supporting her thoracic vertebra from the other side.