Wait, the dead guy named his daughter “The Blood Ruby”? And what’s with the carefully preserved incomplete letter? This is like The Castle Arrrrgh in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “He must have died while writing it …”
Little cannibalistic pygmies would have eaten that poor girl by now savoring each morsel. Time to bring back Betty Cole, she’ll know what to do. Pygmy lives matter, or do they?
A valuable ruby and a young woman! That’s all Tarzan needs to know. He doesn’t even need to know what direction they are or where in the 3 million square miles of desert. It might help to know where water is, though.
martinstevense Premium Member about 4 years ago
So sad … dying in a desert … Tarzan having nothing to do with it.
WoodstockJack about 4 years ago
Wait, the dead guy named his daughter “The Blood Ruby”? And what’s with the carefully preserved incomplete letter? This is like The Castle Arrrrgh in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “He must have died while writing it …”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA
Gent about 4 years ago
Too bad the letter ended with that, with no mention of who is daughter is or where she is.
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
By now, his daughter is the queen of the pygmies, because in all Tarzan tales, all African tribes have a white queen for some reason.
Gent about 4 years ago
Do these dreaded pygmies live in the deep woods of the jungle and talk in the Bandar tongue?
Polsixe about 4 years ago
Go find that ruby and give it back to its rightful owner!
Durak Premium Member about 4 years ago
Desert Pygmies?
J Short about 4 years ago
Bet this chick will be fat and ugly. (Sarcasm, folks.)
Old Comic Strip Lover about 4 years ago
With the desert expanding like it does every year, then twenty tears ago, it’s possible the guy actually died on the edge of the jungle.
sundogusa about 4 years ago
I still say, dig a pit! This time Tarzan will catch pygmies and a white queen. She’ll be all goo goo eyes for Tarzan, and blah, blah, blah.
LoneDog about 4 years ago
In the last panel, Tarzan realizes that we’re all watching him.
profkatz about 4 years ago
Little cannibalistic pygmies would have eaten that poor girl by now savoring each morsel. Time to bring back Betty Cole, she’ll know what to do. Pygmy lives matter, or do they?
Ragnar13 about 4 years ago
Twenty years…conveniently just enough time for the daughter to have grown up to be impossibly hot and scantily clad.
anomaly about 4 years ago
A valuable ruby and a young woman! That’s all Tarzan needs to know. He doesn’t even need to know what direction they are or where in the 3 million square miles of desert. It might help to know where water is, though.
Out of the Past about 4 years ago
Tarzan said a letter and a plea for help my %@#. Ruby and chick equals adventure.
ScottHolman about 4 years ago
Probably wasn’t wearing sun screen.