Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 30, 2020

What’s this, they’re going to slappy fight now?

Okay. He’s “hideous” and a “brute,” so the killing is justified.

Father’s Magic Knife, GO!

What’s so clever about that? I see that in almost every fight I see on TV. Especially Walker, Texas Ranger. Maybe the Bolgani has access to a TV and can watch American television.

Ooh, that has to hurt. Will just get Tarzan angry.

Definitelyrang Lord Greystoke’s bells- “Clang!”.

Death by bitchslap.

So much for communicating as one ape to another. We seem to have no common ground here.

I really don’t think that Burroughs made a study of how jungle animals fight. (Recently Tarzan and GWW have fought lions in a ridiculous manner.)

I could be wrong but I don’t think a gorilla’s hand is referred to as a paw.

Oh, Tarzan. I mean, a three-punch combo, that would be understandable. But a simple two-punch combination? Weak sauce, Ape-Man!

I am betting on Bolgani, after all he doesn’t want to end up as some 12 foot sandwich on Weera’s banquet table! About time Tarzan got a bit of slapping around considering all of the animals he’s killed. Bolgani Lives Matter!!

I’ve been thinking about why Tarzan’s captors never take away his Magic Disappearing Knife. Maybe he tells them it belonged to his father and has sentimental value.

OK, that’s it. Gorilla burgers tonight.

Nah, it has to look convincing when the bolgani drags Tarzan into Weera’s hut