Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 12, 2020

During this time, Tarzan could have killed two lions.

Now both have lost their clubs, it’s a battle of skill, strength and cunning……..

Meanwhile, the ruckus woke the guards and gave Tarzan something to do…..

No Tarzan, that’s not a real bull that you should kill as usual, it’s Omat…

Tarzan silently watching, thinks, man, this beats the hell out of having a job.

Could it be that Omat is the real villain?

Tarzan is referring this fight, making sure no hair-pulling or finger biting.

Step right up folks! See the Crafty Brute take on the Bull-Like Charger! Get your tickets here!

It was then that Dana White thought, “Hmm UFC with weapons.”

And upchucks Essars roasted meat dinner soaked in mead, phew! What a mess, those stomach head-butts always get the job done. Time for Essar’s plunge off the cliff and the appearance of that hopefully sumptuous hairless steamy Queen…………..

Omat charges into Essar’s stomach. Once there, he has to decide: go back the way I came or go forward toward the usual exit?

Ain’t nothin’ like a good head butt to the mid-section.

Wait a second! This isn’t Garfield!