Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 04, 2020

Fawna has already figured out that Tarzan is a little slow. She is pointing out the elephant for him.

L’il Miss Optimism right there.

Oh, but look at all these vines! What could we possibly do with them?

Swapping carnivorous Gryphs for a carnivorous Mammoth/Mastodon/hairy elephant…..

I feel cheated……

What? Prehistoric mammoth elephants ate meat? You got to be kidding me.

The should have left the story with a flesh eating dinosaur, A flesh eating shaggy elephant just doesn’t do the trick

Tarzan is about to rodeo ride.

Tarzan is thinking that he should have went to the bathroom before he got caught up that tree.

Little lady Tarzan is NEVER DOOMED!!!!

Don’t worry; the mammoth only eats vegans.

Tarzan: Listen Fawna, I’m gonna go out on a limb…

Meat-eating mammoth? That’s pushing artistic licence quite far! And how would he achieve that with a trunk and tusks?

So let’s kill a little time whilst perched upon this wide branch, what do you say Tarzan, on top or on the bottom? We’ll do some tree shaking of our own before hairy wooly bully eats us!

A carnivorous mammoth? Seriously?

C’mon T man, you gotta bow and arrow! Shoot Tantor in the back!

Obviously he should get a long branch, attach the knife, and spear the mammoth from a safe distance. But, no, T’s going to jump on his back.

Tantor the Terrible is about to get some Tarzan tough love.