Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 15, 2020

Nailed it

Maybe she was still in the trees where he left her.

“He left me for a mammoth…!”

Unfortunately, she fell into the pit that Tarzan had prepared for the mammoth.

Just as I said 3 days ago, missed the bit about the girl being gone, has the old Chief survived the fall? Or has she been enslaved by their enemies, in which case, Tarzan to the rescue on his mighty steed!

Time for a yodel.

Lost again? Boy, for a jungle girl, she has a lousy internal compass.

Tarzan can’t take a hint.

Cool ride, Ape-Man. Of course, when you hop off Proto-Tantor, he squishes you like a bug. So, there is that one, tiny, teensy-weensy drawback… ;-)

Oh well, time to forget about 2-timing Fawna and search out a new adventure…..a lost city with a sultry, sex-starved, blonde queen. We’ve had enough of unsanitary, brunette cave women! Giddyap Tantor!!

Boy, thank goodness voluntary servitude evolved in elephants. Whew! That was close!

Although his keen jungle bred ears heard a faint whisper, “tell him i’m not here, tell him the IRS arrested me.”

Ha. He just needed a bolgani replacement.

Tarzan’s new whip is the Mammoth mobile! A large ride with plenty of room for all your friends, plus the largest trunk in it’s class! Parking is touchy, and there are still a few steering issues, but all around a great ride!

…when you get a new ride and get home and find your girl friend gone….