Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 18, 2020

Bad move sending Tantor away then screaming the charade to the blondies. Now he’s roused the evil ugly shaman and the queen who must look like Jayne Mansfield before she lost her head. Bad trouble is coming very soon…………

In Panel 2, Tarzan saw an municipal sign that says “Curb your Mammoth”. Lacking a wheelbarrow for a mammoth pooper-scooper, Tarzan sends his pet home.

“Go get the rest of the Bolganis!”

Yes, Tantor. Run. Run before he changes his mind and makes you fall into a pit.

Tusk, tusk, I would have stayed on Trantor, it gives you height and a more impressive, commanding position… And if you need reinforcement, you could make a trunk call…..

Remember not to bleed, that’s always a dead giveaway to the rubes when pretending to be a god.

Tarzan was surprised when all of the women of the tribe came running out. They thought when he said “The Great One” he meant he was the local Avon rep.

It looks like the mammoth threw him through the gate. This is when he needs Jane to tell him he is making a fool of himself.

Unbeknownst to Tarzan, no there spoke English. Because of all the destruction, he was attacked and killed; the end.

“Yer not the great one! Pretty good one, maybe. More like average one with a mammoth.”

How does he know that they don’t have a mammoth riding brigade. With a safety record of no accidents in twenty years.

You gotta admit, that’s a dramatic entrance.

One does hope the universal translator device hidden in the Clayton locket around Ape-Man’s neck will make his shouted gibberish understandable to the town residents… ;-)

Looks like the mammoth is outta here. Even a pachyderm can only take so much.