Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 13, 2021

“Wedding Crashers”.

Now that his pitching arm is warmed up, maybe the prince might skewer Ludon between his horns, before Tarzan can do something stupid.

If everyone’s at the temple, who opened the iron bars of the lions cell?

Time for Tarzan to call Tantor back to crash through that door. Then he can put Roden and Alure on top of Tantor and they can ride off into the sunset with a big “Just Married!” sign hanging on Tantor’s rear end.

Just in time to rush in for the “if anyone has any objections…” part.

“Of course!” Roden exclaimed. And muttered under his breath, I have to explain everything to this dumb @$$.

Tarzan: Forget all that. Let’s go rob the Target.

Wow! I just figured out that the Tarzan strip originated the word “allure”! I’m so pleased with myself! We’ve witnessed the birth of a new addition to our vocabularies.

Uninvited “guests” at the wedding ceremony, and they forgot to bring the freshly slaughtered lion loins! The you-know-what is about to hit the fan. Riot-time Capitol style coming soon……..

“Great,” said Tarzan. “Now we can make our escape from the city.”

Tarzan said, bring me some cake

Tarzan and Flash will hit the punch bowl and buffet line shortly.