Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 31, 2021

If it were Dec. 25th, it would be a Christmas “wraith”.

This is what happens when you don’t have your breakfast Mahar, it’s the most important meal of the day…..

With this storyline, I was kind of rooting for the Mahar.

And then, Tarzan sends his own mental commands to the Mahar and overpowers its mind! He commands the Mahar to dig a pit and then commands it to jump into it.

The mahar says, oh yeah, I can bend a spoon using only my mind. Tarzan says, oh yeah, I can bend two spoons! The mahar says, oh yeah…

And then, discovering his new super abilities of mind controlling by defeating the mind controlling outer space or inner space chickenosaurus creature, Tarzan first heads to the comics syndicate and telepathically makes them to continue his storyline which they had stopped in between. And then, Tarzan heads to the comment boards and sends strong brain waves towards the snarky ones who often mock him and then they all turns into devoted Tarzan fans who begins singing his priases all day and all night. And then, emboldened by his newfound super powers of mind control and with a supercharged super duper self confidence, Tarzan begins his campaign of world domination. He establishes control over not only the minds of feeble hyoomans, but also on the minds of all animals and creatures alike. All hail the all mighty Tarzan, everyone cheers!

The end. Don’t cha just loves a happy ending, folks?

Pitley’s Believes It Or Not!… … …

It’s a fact that if the Mahar digs a pit deep enough, he’ll reach his home in Pellucidar.

… …

“Oh, boy! No referees! I get to do a full nelson!”

Even his brain has steel thews. Tarzan is just too good.

Hey! Because it’s Tarzan.

Hey, Mahar! Pick two!