Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 01, 2021

The “Maharaja” is no more.

Watch the birdie….get taken down.

I always said it would get it in the neck…….

Now that’s just Maharvellous, Tarzan. Okay, folks. Tarzan’s getting us some giant alien chicken for dinner tonight.

If Mahar resorts to attacking Tarzan like any other jungle beast, he’s doomed.

Don’t forget the sharp talons as well.

Tarzan is going to tear-a-dactyl.

Jane, later that week: “Chicken for dinner again, Tarzan?”

Next up, how to wring a neck, stay tuned!

Kind of sad. The same thing happened to the dodo bird. Failure to adapt. He should have used those mental powers to get a degree. Or start a stage act.

Oh, look: the potbellied proto-chicken used to attacking mentally thinks it can win a physical confrontation with Tarzan. Newsflash, Kerwyn-wannabe: his brain’s his weak spot, and you could take Tarzan attacking that.

He found the only two spots on that thing that he could grab without cutting himself. Classic Tarzan.

I have to wonder, How did the Mahar get out of Pellucidar.

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“Your knife, Tarzan! Your knife!”. Lord, I’ve lost sense of realty. I’m doomed.

Oh, goodie! Prehistoric chicken for Sunday dinner! I like it fried, and with lemon juice and oregano, beyond the usual salt and pepper….