Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 07, 2021

Not a palatable trip for Tom “Cruise”.

And I’d spiral 500 miles

And I’d spiral 500 more

Just to be Tarzan who spirals a thousand miles

To fall down at earth’s core

500 miles in spirals? Captain, were’s the barf bag, please?

I hope none of them loose their breakfast

Say, if there’s a giant plot hole like that at the north pole, then why hasn’t all the sea water drained into it?

I’m wondering when they need to compensate for the change in gravity.

When is cabin service? I’d like a beer for the trip.

So is this a one way entrance? Do they have to exit at the South Pole? And how did the Captain know how to do this the first time? There may be a hole in the Earth but methinks there is a hole in the plot.

Holey crap!

So the Earth spins counterclockwise when viewed from above, the zeppelin is supposed to spiral to the right or clockwise. So the rotations cancel each other out. Somehow though the airship has to transition from “level” on our side of the crust to upside down once it is through the 500 mile tunnel.

I was expecting them to land the airship and use a tunneling machine to the center Pellucidar. My bad.

All of this spiraling nonsense makes me dizzy! Why not be a man and just shove it through?