New dieting aid: “Swimfast”.
In a cavern of some mud, yeah
At the center of the earth
Dived an apeling to find his sapling
Hope, the effort is it worth
An accident is about to happen.
“…and don’t try anything naughty back there. Or else my magic knife will lets you have it!”
The service in this establishment is horrendous, the things you have to do, the obstacles you have to overcome, just to get to the breakfast room…..
Looks like it could be a new Olympic sport, Mixed Pairs Team Swimming.
Hope Tarzan’s loincloth stays up.
This looks like a precarious situation. When Tarzan told her to ‘Hold my belt’ I thought ‘Wait a minute, Tarzan doesn’t wear a belt’ :-o
Interesting grip.
I realize she didn’t have a lot of options, but that particular grip looks… potentially problematic.
What Tarzan doesn’t know is that Dav-An’s sorority sent her on a scavenger hunt for a loincloth.
She’s certainly getting a good view.
Hopefully Tarzan didn’t eat a few bean burritos for breakfast…..gas propelled!
Dav-an muses to herself during the interminable underwater swim, which she expects will take all week: “So, Tarzan goes commando. Who knew? Kinda disappointing, really. Then again, the water is kinda cold…”
somebody is going commando if they aren’t careful!
Suddenly Tarzan’s speed doubles, and Dav-an is holding a pair of polka dot underpants.
don’t worry, our man Tarz & the Horrib Queen used to have a thing.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE almost 3 years ago
New dieting aid: “Swimfast”.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
In a cavern of some mud, yeah
At the center of the earth
Dived an apeling to find his sapling
Hope, the effort is it worth
charlenelin1201 almost 3 years ago
An accident is about to happen.
Gent almost 3 years ago
“…and don’t try anything naughty back there. Or else my magic knife will lets you have it!”
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
The service in this establishment is horrendous, the things you have to do, the obstacles you have to overcome, just to get to the breakfast room…..
Polsixe almost 3 years ago
Looks like it could be a new Olympic sport, Mixed Pairs Team Swimming.
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
Hope Tarzan’s loincloth stays up.
Technicholls almost 3 years ago
This looks like a precarious situation. When Tarzan told her to ‘Hold my belt’ I thought ‘Wait a minute, Tarzan doesn’t wear a belt’ :-o
sundogusa almost 3 years ago
Interesting grip.
scpandich almost 3 years ago
I realize she didn’t have a lot of options, but that particular grip looks… potentially problematic.
anomaly almost 3 years ago
What Tarzan doesn’t know is that Dav-An’s sorority sent her on a scavenger hunt for a loincloth.
The Real Zarth Arn almost 3 years ago
She’s certainly getting a good view.
profkatz almost 3 years ago
Hopefully Tarzan didn’t eat a few bean burritos for breakfast…..gas propelled!
jtt almost 3 years ago
Dav-an muses to herself during the interminable underwater swim, which she expects will take all week: “So, Tarzan goes commando. Who knew? Kinda disappointing, really. Then again, the water is kinda cold…”
dwkiser28603 almost 3 years ago
somebody is going commando if they aren’t careful!
Out of the Past almost 3 years ago
Suddenly Tarzan’s speed doubles, and Dav-an is holding a pair of polka dot underpants.
billcor almost 3 years ago
don’t worry, our man Tarz & the Horrib Queen used to have a thing.