Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for February 10, 2022

They got “wind” of that rather late.

Well, there you go. You deserve to be fed to the mahars.

Wimmin, amiright?

So helpful, here I’ll just show you how to cook breakfast by climbing into this oven…..

Takes after her mother.

The Emperor must be so proud of his daughter right now.

And they say the Sagoths are dumber than a box of rocks…

Trust a woman to know about “sails.”

Not once have I seen them actually rowing. All they are doing is resting their hands on the oars.

Initiate mode of distraction – now let’s all sing: „Row, Row, Row Your Boat“…

Stupid treacherous twit with a big mouth……her taco needs to be stuffed!

Am I wrong or did they skip ahead a bit in this story?

Silly twit! Silly story line. It fits, doesn’t it?