Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 17, 2023

Collateral “rampage”.

Nice legs, shame about the attitude. I am, off course, talking about Tira and not Tarzan…..

And there wasn’t a lot of clothing there to tear strips off of… And the average woman gets really PO is some jerk deliberately tears her dress.

So Tarzan is just a thief? Why does he care about the diamond?

Tira’s thoughts are about her torn skirt, $49.99 mail order, last one in her size.

They could have used garments from the bed sheets but that wouldn’t have been as much fun.

Note that Tarzan is so fast that his shadow does not even reach Tira’s shadow in time.

This thing is hard to follow. I guess they’re counting on you to forget what’s going on.

“We leave you with your thoughts . . such as they may be ! “ Chiram bows as he speaks. I really like that.

Are we perhaps at long last approaching the end of this story arc?

Torn from her own garments, but not in the more interesting places.

Tarzan quips, “Don’t worry about the dress, toots. I can set you up with a black panther skin miniskirt. I left a nice one outside just down the hall.”

Not that she shut up she not go on a Tira-de.

She’s not tied securely enough. Better rip some more off her clothing.

Strips Stripper?

When horney Tira finally gets loose she will seek out Tarzan, Chiram, and D’Arnot for leaving her all tied up, frustrated, and unfulfilled. After all, girls just wanna have “fun”, right?