Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 16, 2023

“Grudge” matches.

Tae Kwon-Do.

Guess, O’Rorke got a “kick” out of Tarzan’s arrival…

Up the Irish!

Holy Saint Dennis Batman? Who you thinks you is Robin?

Lukah said, It’s a good strategy, but it would work better if you kicked them in the teeth instead of me.

Well I had to Google St. Denis (corrected spelling). *“A legend recorded in the 9th century recounts that Denis was beheaded on Montmartre and that his decapitated corpse carried his head to the area northeast of Paris where the Benedictine abbey of St. Denis was founded. Denis is often portrayed in art as a decapitated (though evidently living) figure.St. Denis is the patron saint of Paris, France as well as those who suffer from headaches, frenzy, hydrophobia, rabies and the possessed.”Whatever!

Stealth and cunning save the day .

O’Rorke’s embarrassing hobby of Irish clog dancing finally comes in handy…

Uh, if your hands are tied in front of you, you sure as heck can use them! ☺

Jack boots and shorts is an in-style look.

What kind of idiot guard ties a mans hands in front of him? Don’t KICK him, O’Rorke, you idiot, clobber him!

Tisk tisk. Playing footsie at his age.

“I learned this maneuver from a Rockette!”

“Ungh!” said the guard. “You missed, but when did you last air those boots out?”

“See, Dad? Those dance lessons weren’t a waste of money!”