Ted Rall for June 30, 1997
June 28, 1997
July 02, 1997
Transcript:
Louisiana gave us bigger, better "covenant marriage" but Ameicans deserve more choices. Like what? Like: Lethal Marriage- the only way out is death. (Woman: Here's your divorce) (Man: Wait- I feel a surge of love for you!) Rhetorical Marriage-The only way out is talking fast. (Man: I really, really, really, really, really love you. And I really, really, really, really, really, really, want a divorce.) Marriage Lite- divorce by remote control. Classic Marriage-marriage lite, but more so. (Woman: The bad news is that your father is gone. The good news is that you won't have to go to college.
