Ted Rall for December 10, 1998
Transcript:
Woman: I'm depressed. Man: What's the matter? You're successful, you're attractive, you're rich. You're happily married-what's up? Woman: So what? You don't need a reason to be depressed. It strikes randomly. Like any other disease. Man: Wait- are you saying that emotions are arbitrary and disconnected from external stimulus? Woman: Yeah. Man: Then that would explain my orginastic giddiness! Woman: Check.