Ted Rall for August 25, 1999

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Death race 2000. This is the way the American Century Ends: The best guy the democrats have to offer spent the last eight years as the main today to a lecherous, lying do-nothing. (Man: If-we-fail-to-countermand-section-14-of-the-world-bank-charter-fuel-emissions-could-rise-as-much-as-4-percent-unless-I'm-wrong.) The Republicans, on the other hand have nominated America's foremost executioner- a guy with the heart of a mollusk and the brain of a frat boy- to run for the presidency.) (Man 2: That Karla Faye Tucker bitch was the best- "please don't kill me, governor"- hee, hee!) (Man 3: I bet she squealed like a pig!) (Woman: Sorry to be rude, but you have a stack of death warrants to sign.) Naturally, the outcome is predetermined. (Man 4: Gore really cares about the environment at a time when the environment is the only issue that matters.) (Woman 2: Yeah, but he's got zip for charisma!) (Man 4: Good point. I'll vote for the killer.)