Ted Rall for October 16, 2000
October 14, 2000
October 19, 2000
Transcript:
Israeli Traffic Patrol Man: I know it's a no-left turn from 4 to 7 but I thought. Police Officer: License and registration, please. Please step out of the car. We're seizing it, but you might be able to buy it at auction. Man: Is a body cavity search really necessary? Police Officer: Anyone who drives recklessly might be concealing a bomb... wait! I think I feel one. The address is 214 King David Street... dispatch a demolition crew, lock the relatives inside and bulldoze the joint! Man: For a bad left? Police Man: Oh, yeah- one more thing. Man: Ouch. Police Officer 2: You moron! How many times have I told you: Shoot 'em after they pay the ticket! Police Officer 1: Sorry
