Ted Rall for October 19, 2002
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Transcript:
What begins as a mundane stroll down the hall can just as quickly turn into terror! (Woman: Cat poo!!) Terror isn't just suicide bombers. It's murder. It's crime in general. In short, it's anything that interferes with the pace of mind of the American people- even more inconvenience. (Man: I cut this lawn yesterday- God is a terrorist!) Fortunately, you're not alone fighting the evil doers. Now that U.S. military is on call for odd jobs: From dog walking to cleaning the kitty litter to taking on schoolyard bullies, out men and women in uniform are there! The expanded war pm terror is keeping us busy, so please be patient- we'll be there just as soon as we can! (Man 2: U.S. army? Chinese government here. Listen, will you kill some Uygh freedom- er terrorists for us? Oh, and pick up some celery on the way over.
