Ted Rall for June 08, 2006

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Boy: I voted for Bush cuz he's the kinda dude I could have a beer with - and now, here I am! George W. Bush: Diet Cherry Coke, please - oops, I'm late for Skull & Bones. Woman: "What he's done"? I don't know nothing' about that. I just like that he's into Jesus and talks with improper grammar. Bush: God? If he didn't exist, it'd be necessary for married gay couples to invent her! Homeland Security Secretary Robert Fisk ripped the 1st Ladytron CD for me - it's awesome! Woman: But he's still a lying, torturing, war-mongering gay-basher. Man: True - but I love the man! I could have an ass-kicking debate about Derrida wth him! Americans vote personality, not policy. Time was, a candidate won if he marketed his personality as plain-talking and god-fearing. With downscale Christianity falling in the polls, however, politicians are rebranding their personalities. Coming soon...