Ted Rall for August 11, 2007

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Face it... They're just not that into it the all-excuses truth to understanding congress. Republicans vote republican, so do democrats. The difference is, democrats aren't really as into it as the republicans. I cross my fingers! I hold my nose! Republicans are stinky! Democrats are winning campaigns by running on their records of unenthusiastic support of republican legislation. I caved in to Bush's idiotic wars back then, and I'll keep caving in! Hillary has untegrity! Taking note of the democrats' success, republicans are adopting the same strategy. Democrats choose to vote republican. For us republicans, it's a knee-jerk reaction. We don't want to. We can't help ourselves! Next: republicans out-democrat the pro-republican democrats. War against Puerto Rico is madness! We're only for it because democrats are pressuring us to pressure them into wimping out! GOP! GOP!