Ted Rall for August 16, 2007

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In days of Yore, the military paid stipends so its recruits could go to college. Now that 27% of recruits are high school dropouts, they're holding GED classes for US troops. Among the highlights: Biology. How long before he flat lines? Anyone? Anthropology. American (caucasoid) Values freedom, rocks the house. Arab (Mongoloid) Understands only force. Enjoy beat downs. Bearded (male and female). Chemistry White phosphorus bombs burn down to the bone - check out the skull of this girl we "shaked and baked"! English What do we call someone who sodomizes a prisoner? Homo? Patriot! Economics Is this paycheck correct? We throw in humor 101 for free!