Ted Rall for February 11, 2008

Transcript:

A new study finds that the next big attack will occur in the united states. But the military isn't ready. We don't have the forces, the equipment, the training, or even the soundtrack. The problem is, after not having seen the united states in years, "our" troops have gone native. They've forgotten English, they've converted to Islam. We've spent our adult lives here in Iraq. We're Iraqis now! The US is as Alien to us as Mexico! Nevertheless, some generals are backing a controversial proposal: a preemptive invasion of the united states. We can't wait! If we don't strike first over there, the terrorists could attack us here, in Iraq! Next: an epic clash between those who want diplomatic negotiations, and green-zone neocons trying to come up with a pretext for war. Don't stir up the Judaeo-Christian street. They're crazy! They have WMDs... And ties to Al Qaeda!