Ted Rall for April 08, 2015

Transcript:

Time Machine Assassination Squad Man 1: We're here! Man 2: Where's "here"? Man 3: Just where we're supposed to be... Narrator: ...vienna October 1907 Man 1: Nice. Now we kill Hitler. Man 2: Wait a minute... what if young Adolf gets admitted to art school instead of rejected? He'll never go into politics, become fuhrer, or kill millions of people. He'll be just another insecure artist, with nothing to say-unless it's on a grant application! Man 3: Too cruel. Load your weapons...